Week 2 - Brandon

Hello there Im Brandon kem and i'm going to tell you how to survive nelson

For starters you will need water because the dinosaurs hang close to the water and gets drinks often. And you will need a weapon most likely a gun or firearm and a radio and put it on 97.8FM i know it's the edge but what's left of us talk on and food and seeds to make more food.

You will be drop off at victory square and head up the hill some of us and me will be there waiting for you as soon as you hit the ground run for the hill and don't stop until you see some flags follow them with your life until you hit the base then “welcome to nelson i'm your host brandon and yeah you're stuck here so good luck in nelson”

Week 2 - Vannary

How To Survive An Outbreak Of Dinosaurs In Nelson

Nelson had maximum 259 people in the city

Back in my days we were called cavemen rather than humans and also there were different types of dinosaurs.

Nelson

So in your city it would be called Nelson but back then it was called Noslen so here is when the story starts.

On November the 16th we thought that why not have dinosaurs as our pets so the majority of men traveled down south at the very bottom to collect the eggs then they came back after a few weeks we waited and waited then when they finally hatched

For some reason we felt the ground shaking it wasn’t an earthquake but we could see i  the distance there were quite a few mother dinosaurs then here come the outbreak of dinosaurs.

You will need,

1: Enough food to survive 7-9 months

2: Sleeping bags

3: Toiletries

4: Matches

5: Wood and paper

6: big back pack to fit everything in

7: things you need that you think will keep you safe

9: knifes

10: at least 15 big bottles of water

And now find somewhere really really really safe to stay maybe dig a really deep hole the cover in up then live under ground

Now you know how to survive an outbreak of dinosaurs on Nelson / Noslen

                                                                                                           

Week 2 - Scarlett

How to survive and out break of dinosaurs in Nelson.

Nelson is known for it’s exquisite dinosaurs.

They have been known for the ridiculous amount of damage they have done to our city. This must be done carefully proceed with caution.

There are lots of different types of dinosaurs including the pterodactyl the T-rex and much more. Because of this you have to use the right technique for them each.

This technique must be used for the pterodactyl. As the pterodactyl flies this can be tricky so you need to try and find a underground  storage room to hide in.

The next skill is to try and use your fighting skills for the stegosaurus. this dinosaur is quite dangerous but can be knocked out if you punch it between the eyes and then run. This doesn't mean that you have to knock out every stegosaurus but means that you get rid of the ones in your way.

The third and final skill is for the T-rex. For this you need to a be on a high ledge so you can jump onto his back as he runs past. With all of these tips especially this one, you have to be EXTREMELY careful.

Hopefully I have informed you of what you need to do in this occasion and maybe you can save more lives than usual?!

Week 2- Jake

With the advance in science cloning May become a thing however there may be some errors and we may find are self attacked by dinosaur so this explanation is about

How to survive the most stupid and unnecessary dinosaur attack

The first thing you DON'T want to do is enter forest or any other areas that may give the creatures a upper hand especially when it comes to velociraptors unless you give up of course and your goal is to die but still do not enter these areas and NEVER use a raft to escape the onslaught you'll ether com back to the onslaught OR be trapped on an island in the middle of nowhere

The next thing you should take note of is the resources you're left with ESPECIALLY food the less food the more hunting and if there's no food then it's kill or be killed and in this scenario there is no going back.the other thing you need to take note on is water this is a must have for survival but there's no way you are just going to simply just drink water from the sea

The last thing is the main base with these creatures you need a base that is not

.out in the open

.easy to enter

and left undefended

The reason you would have this is so you can store food sleep at night and is a safe last resort

In conclusion this would never happen but if it does happen then you would know what to do

By jake

Week 2 - Ryan B

Do you really know how to survive a dinosaur outbreak? No? Read on, to find out how!

• In the unlikely event of a dinosaur outbreak in Nelson, you need to be prepared. Go down to your local hardware store and gather up all of the supplies you need. Start bordering up your house, and put spikes on all of your fences and strengthen everything. This way the dinosaurs won't be able to enter your property.
• If dinosaurs somehow do get into your property, go through the tunnel you built and get to the nearest Warehouse / Bunnings, ect. (I would recommend Richmond Mall, because you have access to a lot of supplies), and start making yourself some weapons and together with the other survivors, make a shelter.
• Eventually the Dinosaurs will realise the everyone has gathered at [Centre], so you need to be ready to move out. Load up all of the essentials into Jeeps, and hit the road. It is recommended that you go to someplace like the Aniseed Valley or Rabbit Island, and the barricade the road behind you.
• From these locations you should be relatively safe, but if any Dinosaurs try to come close shoot them (with the rifles you had) or throw sticks (with knives on the end) or throw Molotovs at them.

Provided you follow these instructions you should survive a Dinosaur outbreak, or you should at least survive long enough to go down in history (if there's any history left!)

Week 2 - Kynan

If dinosaurs were in Nelson

If dinosaurs were in nelson I would probably hide, like what else would you do walk down to the supermarket and buy some chips and some drink.

I would also probably call the police and get them to get their guns and shot the ones that destroy everything but the other ones are fine.

I could also get people to try and catch them and put them in like a jurassic park sort of thing so that Nelson could become a tourist attraction.

People across the world would come and see the dinosaurs so nelson would become rich.

So that is what I would do if nelson got take over by dinosaurs oh yeah and if it does happen hide not run.

By Kynan

Week 2 - Connor

“Raaaah” I run into a wall trying to escape a utahraptor. I jump into a 3 ft well and hide in a little hole. 2 hours later the utahraptor loses interest in his tea. At that moment i knew i stuffed up because there is no way i see to get out out of the well but i barely see a camouflaged ladder so i  start to climb up .i am out of the wall now “ruuuuun” i bolt to the supermarket to get some food because i am starving so the doors are jammed so i grab a triceratops horn and i use it to smash the glass on the door so i slip through. I grab enough food to last me about 4 days i find a random car just sitting on the side of the rode so i start to hotwire it so there is a smaller chance of being attacked by a dinosaur. I finally arrive at my dinosaur smashed house it is wrecked the walls are broken,the roof is asswell and the door is even knocked down as well. I slowly mumble to my safe “click” the safe opened i grab my spaz 12 for protection.

By Connor

Week 2 - Amber T

How To Survive An Outbreak Of Dinosaurs In Nelson

There is an outbreak of dinosaurs in Nelson and no one knows what to do except me… If you want to know how to survive, read on.

Dinosaurs have been in Nelson for centuries and we have grown to love them. They will have their good days and their bad days but on their bad days you're gonna need to know to survive and no one knows when it is going to be a bad day so you need to be prepared at all times.

Weapons- weapons such as guns and knives will come in handy when the dinosaurs are having a bad day and it becomes a matter of life or death. These can be used for all dinosaurs and need to be carried with you at all times.

Something shiny- you will need this for distracting certain dinosaurs, and only certain ones such as Anatotitan and Seismosaurus  (and much more). This will help when you are near getting attacked.

Anatotitan                      Seismosaurus

Mini meteorite rocks- these come in small glass jars and are only to be used in the BIGGEST emergencies. You will also need fireproof gloves to grab the burning meteorites to throw (a slingshot comes with this too).

Now that you know how to survive, there is one last thing you are going to need, to be cautious- if you’re not cautious you will be devoured in less than a second!

So spread the news, and teach everyone how to survive the outbreak of dinosaurs.

By Amber T

Vannary - wk 1

If I Were To Rule The World

If I were to rule the world I would...

band all clowns from the world because I mean who likes clowns they're not funny at all also  

no crimes in any country we want people to live not get killed cuz they've had a mistake.

No homework who likes homework NO ONE and I love shopping so I am making sure all the malls are at least 3 levels or more. What else hmmmm oh I will be very popular for dancing and I will teach kids and adults dance moves, so the type of dance is hip hop anyway destroy all bad creature like spiders, mosquitos, killer bees and so on. Turn warehouses into sports shops so there will only be food stores and sports shops and that will include clothing and shoes and products you need also more to add on the list I will meet Johnny Orlando and Jacob Sartorius, basically all the young singers oh and the dance moms. Also everyone will only have

Iphone’s and there is always a sale in every store so that is the list to my If I were to rule the world and If you ever turn into a clown I will find you and I will find your friends and hurt them.

I really really really really really really hate clowns

So hope you enjoy

From Vannary

Harriett - wk1

If I were in charge of the world….

Firstly if I were in charge of the world I would go and meet Jacob sartorius/my future husband, I would stop all murder and killer clowns. I would make chocolate and candy houses, every poor person in the world would have unlimted money.You would be able to travel anywhere around the world for free! ,and also you wouldnt have to pay for petro, I would live in New york in a mansion with 24 cars and i would be liveing with Jacob sartorius i would have 4 pools in my house and 2 pools outside my house and have 1 spa inside and 1 spa outside, I would travel the world with charlotte who by the way would rule the world with me.My life would be awesomely great and I would be the queen and Jacob/my husband would be my king and I would have 4 dogs and 3 horses also I would have my own forests made out of candy and chocolate.I would have 20 wigs unlimted makeup and unlimted clothes.i would be in charge of the whole world it would be amazly awesome :)

By Harriett

Sam Ctr - wk 1

If I could rule the world…

I would construct a few castles as high as the Eiffel Tower. One would be in China and one in Ireland. The China one would be for all the parties, taxes and world problems. The Irish castle is just t’be sure, t’be sure, t’be sure that I would have a lovely place to put my feet up and watch some Miss Brown’s Boys & Jacksepticeye...  and of course, the occasional party.

Home would always be in New Zealand, even if I ruled the world my home castle would be next to the crystal blue waters of  Lake Benmore where I would plant potatoes, corn, noodles, hot dogs, croissants, shrimp, tacos, curry and pavlova all to ease world hunger.

When I’m at either one of my castles I would be working on  developing an App that would disable all bombs and missiles within a 10km radius of the App user, that anyone could use to feel safe without us having to look over them 24-7.

I would visit all of the less fortunate countries and help them make changes to make their lives better.  I would have very good people on my team who could deal with all the world drama while I helped all the poor people, at home and overseas, to be happier.

As leader of the world I hope to make good changes to make this a better place.  

Tyler - wk1

If i ruled the world    

If i ruled the world my name would be lord hackambaker and i would have my own thunderbirds tv show and i would have my own toy company called thunder toys are go I would bring thunderbirds back on tv it would be the most popular show for 2016 a another thing i would do is to have world peace now lets move on to trump d trump he hates black people and wants to build a wall who in there right mind does that i know d trump jurassic park would be true i would bring my dad back to life and not in a creppy way but in a normal way  my mum and my little sister would have all the money they need to live on and i would show the trust who is boss i would take the family busness back over my dad would own our old house, i would give the homless houses unlike the goverment they would have food as well and a good sauce of income for all familys all over the world everone in iyces would get tied to a chair wich gives them a shock every time they say a word or open there mouth and a child would get paid 100.00 spacebirds for having a bad voice and singing all day know thats what i call tortchor and that how i woul rule the world so watch out you could one day see me as the next non afrcen presedent obarma #brains out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlotte - wk1

If i ruled the world…

Everyone would have unlimited money and would live in nice houses. Every home has to have a wooden spoon because I say so. Instead of giant water fountains there would be giant chocolate fountains that are freeeeeeee. I would be married to a nice but strong and handsome man. I would live in a 22 story house. I would have 8 indoor pools and 3 dogs. I would live in New york and I would travel the world with harriett who by the way would rule the world with me. My life would be amazingly great. There would be houses made of chocolate and lollies. I would be the greatest king in the world. Harriett would be the queen. All school stationery would be free and covered in rainbows. I would have 4 paddocks with 2 horses, 10 sheep and 10 calves. Amber is the ruler of pandas! Every human being will have unlimited clothes and makeup. I would turn caleb into a princess. The last thing I would do is make it that everyone has to have a tamaranian cotton top monkey in the home IN conclusion I would be the best world leader in the whole entire universe.

By Charlotte

Jack - wk 1

Jake - wk 1

If i were to rule the world i would ban donald trump and hillary clinton, i would try to create a bright future,i would dispose diseases , try to help the poor and will try to finish of what humanity has started in space and try to find a new home hopefully,BUT i would have all prisoners executed would remove all weapons except for missiles and finally would make sure no one would over throw me  the only problem with disposing disease is the fact that there might be new disease rising that are immune to certain medication and the problem with exploring space, there meny problems might happen that may include casualties the only thing that could ruin everything is being overthrow and if this were to happen ...no one will survive my final move well probably EVERYONE WOULD IT'S JUST A MISSILE NOT EVEN A NUKE but still this is what would happen if i were to rule the world

Connor - wk1

If I could rule the world I would ban chicken,kfc,terraria,pvzgw 2 mcdonald's,barbies,donald trump,hillary clinton and shortland street and anyone caught eating or watching theese is sent to execution.I wouldn't let donald trump or hillary clinton be president I would make obama president until he dies. Sushi and Subway will rule the world. I would make everything free for me and my friends that don’t like kfc, I would give myself the power to mimic any superpower.I will make video games real. And I will make my own custom gun and destroy every law in the world.I will give me and my friends indestructible armor,weapons and spawn potions.I will upgrade my house so it will be the biggest and the most valuable mansion

In the entire galaxy. I would make saturn be able to live on and create the biggest pizza factory on saturn

That has pickup and delivery.It will have all the toppings,sauses and baces.The prices will range from $4.99-$948.99 all my friends wil get a 50% discount voucher for the pizza place on saturn

Michaela - wk 1

IF I COULD RULE THE WORLD...

If I could rule the world…

I would make a giant house made of sushi! Or candy… Or both...

I would have my own private beach and I would walk around and watch the sunset because it’s pretty, don’t judge me.

I would meet a lot of people and animals.

I would have a pet lion!

Instead of having a giant house of sushi or candy I would have a giant bouncy castle house!

I would have all my friends and family living in one house and I would bounce around because what else would you do in a bouncy castle house…

I would travel the world. I would especially go to Japan because it looks amazing.

I probably wouldn't be writing all this but I have to so i'm just going to say what I would do.

I would probably go swimming in something someone wouldn't usually swim in like orbeez or slime or oobleck.

If I could rule the world I would somehow create a machine to transport me to other countries or even planets!

I would get scientist to create a tiny panda the size of your hand that sneezes glitter.

I would also get them to create a machine to make my imagination less weird…

By Michaela

Jasmine - wk 1

If I ruled the world

We had just finished school the teacher had left as with a question if you could rule the world.  Nobody could think of answer everyone's mind was getting bombarded with ideas and nobody could think of a single idea. The next day our teacher said “Ok hands up who has an answer for my question” Only a few people put there hands up but not many. Ms James asked those people. Two of them said “that they would make the children in charge instead of the grown ups.” Somebody said “that they would make vegetables lollies and lollys vegetables. “Ok that's everyone that has put there hands up at the end of this day I am going to ask you the same question and all of you are going to give me a answer. Said Ms James.  Finally it was break time I went with my friends to the tree that we always went to. luckily the talk of the day was the question that we were all supposed to answer at the end of the day. At lunch time everyone was saying there answers. But when the time came to say are answer I still had not thought of a answer and it was only 3 more people till my turn. But all of a sudden a had a light bulb moment and my answer was I would stop people littering.

By Jasmine

Brandon - wk1

If i could rule the world.

If i could rule the their will only be 4 school day house. Rent will be dropped by 25% and the supermarket prices will be dropped by 15%.  their will be no burger king and their will be no trump and you will follow your dreams do whatever you want to do will your life make things that you want to make say that ever you want. You can be  who you want a cartoon person a toaster anything it's all just up to the mind and people will have super powers sounds cool right. You can thank me later and also money will grow off trees and it will be in 50$ notes with the money you get from the tree you can grow even more trees with the money that you pick wow it's everything that you want right well i need to add more so its around 200 words so what to add anything that's its flying that you will never need sleep umm welcome to dreamland your host me

Danny - wk1

If I was in charge of the world I would change a lot of things.

Firstly I would arrest Donald Trump and lock him in a maximum

security prison so he can never escape I would also build a wall

around the prison that he would have to pay for.

I would also make petrol cars illegal so that everyone has to have

A hybrid or full electric car to slow down pollution, there will

Be ‘recharge’ stations instead of petrol stations in New Zealand

And everywhere around the world, oil rigs will be stopped and

BPA plastics won't be allowed because they're made from oil

I would also make a rule that every one has to feed one homeless

person a  week and give the homeless people jobs cooking food

for other homeless people so that they can eventually not be homeless.

I would ban homework because we already have six hours at school

Everyday and that's enough time to do school work, homework is

A waste of time that stops kids from having as much free time after

School.

Lastly I would ban zoos because they prevent animals from having

A free life in the wild, Instead of being locked up in captivity.

That is what I would do if I was in charge.

Danny.

Sophia - wk 1

If I was in charge of the world what would I do? Um. I pondered this question for a good while but still I was stumped. What would I do? What could do? What should I do? I would… um. I could… hmm. I should...  err. Well let's start with something simple, I would stop people from creating ridiculously long words like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and antidisestablishmentarianism, but then we wouldn't have a interesting vocabulary. Oh I could make myself a official ice cream tester, hah I'd probably have rotten teeth after a while though. Oh I should make sure everyone's always having fun, but then we would get used to it and after a while we won't know what fun really is. I really don't know. Oh well it isn't my job to think about that I am only 12. I don't know what needs to change in the world let alone how to change it. For now I'm just going to enjoy being a kid. I don't want to grow up until I more mature and experience. I'll leave it to the professionals for now and enjoy being with the ones I love. Oh I know what I would change! I would try my very best to stop children from growing up so fast. Now I don't mean make them take ages to mature but for them to take their time to do something adults do. That's what I would Change!

By Sophia

Zoe - wk 1

If I were in charge of the world I would invent a device which would allow people to see things from my point of view.  I would build a wall around New Zealand to keep out all the meddling Donald Trumps.  I would make sure that all the people of the world lived in a democratic society where everyone is valued equally. I would probably waste a whole lot of time  worrying whether or not I was a good leader. I would make sure everyone was paid enough money to support their families.  I would make sure everyone was  allowed their right to an education. That is something I would value above all else. I would start the international kindness committee devoted to bringing an end to bullying.  I would give hugs instead of  handshakes .  I would make all the politicians wear fluorescent pink ties. And every election I would make all politicians wear lie detectors. I would make law against the words no offence, just because you say it doesn't make a difference.  I would destroy cars and have everyone travel on tricycles.  I would always try to be honest and honestly I can promise to do a least some of the things on this list.

By Zoe

Rawiri - wk 1

I own the world

If I owned the world I would make the rich have xboxes and kinda poor have ps4s and the poor will have gameboys emulators. If I owned the world I would make any ones dream come true.If I owned the world make everything for little kids. If I owned the world I would smash the council building down. If I owned the world I would get Donald trump out of our world and onto the moon. If I owned the world I would kick all the racist to the moon.If I owned the world I would make mass explosions. If I owned the world I would fire all the nukes at the moon. If I owned the world I would throw scarey clowns in to the mass explosions. If I owned the world I will make school go on until 12:00pm. If I owned the world I will let everyone do what they want. If I owned the world I will make a reviving machine. If I owned the world I will make the world a better place. Vote me for the owner of the world. :)

By Rawiri Ni

Abby - wk 1

If I was in charge of the world; I would make the ocean my bathtub, have a swimsuit right by my bed whenever I needed it. Make a water slide all around the world, starting from one place, to the other. Name every star I see; from a planet, to an asteroid. Join the elderly on their mobility scooters and have a race every once in awhile. Have a balloon festival and releases thousands off into the sky, all colors, shapes, and sizes. Organize a giant room just to be filled with beds, so we could bounce around, and have pillow fights as we please. Buy 100 hamsters just for me to play with, so I can pray for them to always keep me company. Spin myself in cotton candy and tumble down a hill, although my friend’s will probably want the candy and not me. I would build a wall, against Donald Trump, to block out his hateful words. Change the red carpet, to the golden carpet, just for me and my friends. Fill a pool with bubbles and soap and dive into it with giant beachballs and floaties. Buy sparklers and paint my name across the sky for everyone to see and observe. Ride pogos down the street with funny hats and sunglasses, even though we would fall off. Drive to the middle of nowhere.

By Abby

Ryan B - wk 1

If I could rule the world I would change many things, but most of all I would rid the Middle-east of War, even if it meant having every countries throw what they can against ISIS. I would unite every country into one, and put everyone on the same time zone. The currency of my super-country would be the USD, and the language would be British English. The legal age for drinking would be 19, and to learn to drive you would have to be 17. Every continent would have a ‘government’ that dishes out the money to every town, and every town would be given out money per person.

I would tell all of the pollution causing factories to either shut down or change to a green, sustainable source of energy. All cars running on petrol would be destroyed in favour of electric cars, and everyone would be given a free electric car and charger. The remaining Oil stores would be used in the manufacture of plastic items, and all unused plastic would be recycled. The ocean would be cleaned of all rubbish, and as said before all plastic will be recycled. Child poverty will be abolished, with everyone getting the small pension that increases with age. Water and healthcare would be free for everyone, and so would staying in retirement villages and rest homes.

By Ryan B

Ruby - wk1

If I were in charge of the world I would put an end to discrimination based on ‘labels’. Give everyone equal rights man or woman, gay or straight, Christian or Atheist, black or white. There would be no more discriminating others based on gender, sexuailty, religion or race no more hate towards others that are ‘different’. Because most problems we are faced with comes from differences and not being able to see past them and realize that we are all human. But of course no matter what you do, these ‘labels’ these ‘differences’ will continue to be a problem that no matter what you do there will always be people with different views and opinions. Which is OKAY. Because everyone has their own opinion and everyone is different. It's the fact that people limit others because of their opinions and their differences and even things they can’t help but be. So if I were in charge of the world I would let anyone be anything.

By Ruby

Ryan T - wk 1

If I ruled the world...

I would make a safe place by not having wars no bullying. no smoking. no drugs. no alcohol.

I would make it safe and fun for people who have disabilities. I would make roads safe. I will make the playgrounds lots of fun to play. i will make the world have good food like apples and bananas to be health

By Ryan T

Amber T - Wk 1

If I were in charge of the world

If I were in charge if the world I would…

• Ban all animal shelters so no animals would die if no one wanted them. I would keep them in my house until someone wanted them and if they didn’t, I would keep them and I would never run out of pet food because I would be able to buy anything.
• Find all homeless people and give them a home and things they need to survive. Also get them a job so once they have enough money they can start paying for their house and food.
• End all war and all terrorists will pay for what they have done if they already haven’t.
• Let Obama be president forever and the election for president would end (because who actually likes Donald and HIllary?!)
• Ban all clown makeup and costumes and clowns will be put in jail for killing/hurting/scaring kids and adults because clowns are scary and no one likes them.
• Ban homework from all over the world so kids would have free time after school and if the teachers want them to do that work they can do it at school.

So this is why you should let me be in charge of the world because I would make it a better place :)