Long, long,
long ago there was a King named King Bob. He had the worlds most
comfortable sofa. He liked to boast about how his sofa was the worlds most
comfiest! One day a little bearded man came to King Bob, he asked if he could
sit on the sofa. King Bob said “NO!” and slapped him across the face! The
bearded man started to mumble a few words and suddenly the couch turned to
stone. King Bob was so enraged that he destroyed the whole kingdom. All that
was left was the sofa... and a little old man walking down a lane laughing.
By Brodie